With the NSW Election a day away we went around our writing room to see what our writers predict will happen on election night. Carlo Sands: Writer Winner: A corrupt party in the pockets of developers, mining companies and the… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Tells The Youth Of NSW To Vote For Her And She’ll Extend Curfew By 5 Whole Minutes
NSW Premier (till at least Saturday) Gladys Berejiklian has told the youth of NSW to vote for her Government and she will for one night only extend curfew for a whole five minutes. “Hey Kids, what’s the hippy happs, it’s… Read More ›
Sky News To Hold Candlelight Vigil For Victims Of Eggings
News network Sky News has announced it’s plans to host a nation wide candlelight vigil on behalf of victims of surprise eggings. The vigil follows elected (sic) Senator Fraser Anning’s egging over the weekend. “In times like these it’s easy… Read More ›
Dutton Condemns NZ Shooter For Damaging The Governments Upcoming Scare Campaign
Peter Dutton has taken to the airwaves to strongly condemn the Australian citizen who perpetrated the Christchurch massacre and the damage that it has done to his Governments upcoming pre-election scare campaign. “The type of actions that we have seen… Read More ›
Senator Fraser Anning Calls For A National Egg Buy Back Scheme
Australian Senator (sic) Fraser Anning has called on the Federal Government to take action on the increasing number of eggings that are occurring to him and enact a national egg buyback scheme. “Look it’s just not safe anymore for a… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Jump A Shark Whilst Riding A Coal Powered Motor Bike
Families man and aspiring Nationals party leader Barnaby Joyce has announced that this Friday night he will jump over a shark whilst riding a coal powered motor bike. “For too long people in this country have been demonising coal, so… Read More ›
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