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Abbott Wants To Put The Coal Back Into Coalition
Aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called upon his Liberal and National colleagues to put the ‘Coal’ back into the Coalition. In a speech delivered to his loyal following, held in a telephone booth on the Northern beaches. Speaking to… Read More ›
Severe Loss Of Old Growth Greens As Citizenship Based Clear-felling Continues
The Australian Greens are today surveying the damage done to the party room following the citizenship-based clear-felling that has occurred to their old-growth Senators. The loss of Senators Ludlam and Waters is seen as significant and has caused structural damage… Read More ›
Ministry Warns Of The Rise Of The Dark Lord
Malcolm Turnbull’s cabinet are growing increasingly fearful that he is risking the rise to power of the Dark Lord by continually saying his name out loud. Foreign Minister, Julie Bishop, this morning spoke nervously: “None of us want to see… Read More ›
Tony Abbott To Train In Jeff Horn’s Camp For Upcoming Fight
Aspiring Opposition leader and former boxer Tony Abbott has announced that he will be training in the same camp as newly crowned boxing champion Jeffrey Horn. Mr Abbott will be training with Horn in preparation for his highly anticipated next… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Calls For Christopher Pyne To Be Hung For Treason
Conservative commentator and founder of the Tony Abbott fan club, Andrew Bolt has demanded that Junior Minister for Defence, Christopher Pyne be hung for treason. The call comes after a recording of Minister Pyne has emerged where he claimed marriage… Read More ›
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