The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has put out an urgent call for anyone in the Armidale area who has a donkey that he could borrow for his upcoming bucks party. ”The Bucks party was… Read More ›
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LNP Propose Referendum Recognising Gina Rinehart As Current Custodian Of The Nation
The LNP, fresh off wrecking the Voice referendum has proposed a new referendum on whether to recognise trust fund baby Gina Rinehart as current custodian of the Nation. ”Gina gives us so much and asks for so little in return,”… Read More ›
Dutton Incensed That He’s Forced To Remove His Hood Whilst Voting
The Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton is incensed, after being told that he would have to remove his white hood tomorrow when he votes in the referendum. ”What sort of country have we become when a good honest… Read More ›
Dutton Tells Colleagues: ”It’s Not A Lie If The Press Don’t Question It”
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has told colleagues that it’s not a lie if the press don’t question you on it. ”Pete has been getting a bit loose with the truth over the last couple of weeks,” said a… Read More ›
Hanson Reminds Voters That The K Is Silent When Voting Know In The Voice Referendum
Australia’s leading racist, Pauling Hanson, has gone onto social media to spread the word to her followers to remember that the K is silent when voting know in the upcoming Voice referendum. ”This referendum is rigged against my people,” declared… Read More ›
Credlin Thanks Andrews After His Resignation Gave Her The Greatest Orgasm Of Her Life
Low rating Sky News host, Peta Credlin, has sent former Victorian Premier Dan Andrews a thank you note after his resignation led her to achieve the greatest orgasm of her life. ”I’m not actually a smoker but after that I… Read More ›
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