The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has put out an urgent call for anyone in the Armidale area who has a donkey that he could borrow for his upcoming bucks party.

”The Bucks party was coming along nicely until all of a sudden bloody customs wouldn’t clear the donkey,” said the member for New England. ”The girl got through ok, didn’t even have to tell them that she was an au pair.”

”Bloody, home affairs. This wouldn’t have happened if Dutton was still in charge.”

When asked why he needed a donkey so urgently, the member for New England said: ”Well, you can’t have a bucks party without a donkey show.”

”What next, a marriage without a bit of infidelity?”

”You city folk have no idea how to let your hair down and have a bit of fun.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see a man about a dog. Always good to have a back up plan.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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