In breaking news Prime Minister Scott Morrison will later today name News Corp columnist and self-described ‘reformed mathematician’ Miranda Devine as this year’s Australian of the Year. “This is is a bit of a left field pick, considering Miranda is… Read More ›
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Vanilla Vegemite To Be Launched To Celebrate Australia Day
Following the success of Vegemite 2.0 and Vegemite chocolate it has been announced that vanilla Vegemite will be launched this week to commemorate Australia day. With jars to invade the shelves on Friday January 26th. “We always have our ear… Read More ›
Abbott Tips Sir Prince Philip To Be Named As Australian Of The Year
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has tipped Sir Prince Philip to be named as Australian of the year when the honour is announced later in the week on Australia day eve. “I think there is no better nominee than Sir… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi’s Ego Tipped To Be Named Australian Of The Year
Liberal Senator and self-professed purveyor of ‘common sense’ Cory Bernardi has leaked to the press that his ego will be named Australian of the year later tonight, in a ceremony to be held in Canberra. Speaking to The (un)Australian a… Read More ›