The Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has responded to an interview on the ABC on Tuesday night in which Australian defence minister Kevin Andrews seemed to have forgotten the Islamic State leaders name, saying: “I’m offended Mr Andrews forgot… Read More ›
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Max Brenner To Stage Terror Attack In Bid To Boost Sales
Chocolate cafe Max Brenner have made plans to stage their own terror attack in an effort to compete with rival chocolate shop Lindt Cafe. A spokesperson for Max Brenner said: “The past three months have been really bad for us — sales… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Radicalised By ISIS Propaganda
Prime Minister Tony Abbott in a statement to parliament today revealed he had been radicalised by ISIS propaganda. Mr Abbott told the house he had been searching death cult websites in an effort to design a counter propaganda program when… Read More ›
Fred Nile Named International Hater Of The Year
The International Society for Hate and Intolerance (ISFHAI), based in Dubai has today announced that Australian politician, minister and attention seeker Fred Nile has been awarded the title of International Hater of the Year for 2015, narrowly tipping out last… Read More ›
Abbott Announces 300 More Troops For Iraq, 900 To Fight Hitler
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced Australia’s “next phase” in international military intervention by committing 300 troops to Iraq and 900 to 1944-era Germany. In an announcement held on Tuesday, the Prime Minister reaffirmed Australia’s commitment to the destruction of… Read More ›
Jacqui Lambie Flattered By Offer Of Head From ISIS
Tasmanian Senator and passionate scarf advocate Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un)Australian that she is flattered by the offer of head from Tony Abbott’s favourite death cult ISIS, however she will turn the offer down. Senator Lambie opened up… Read More ›