In light of recent international events, the editorial team at the (un)Australian has decided it is important to make its position on Islam clear. We understand that ambiguous sentiment can lead to confusion, so in the interest of intelligibility and… Read More ›
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Man Converted To Islam By Halal Food Upset He Can No Longer Drink Beer
Federal MP Luke Simpkins has raised the alarm over Australians being unwittingly converted to Islam via eating Halal-certified food, using his own horrifying tale of forced conversion as a warning. The Liberal member for Cowan told The (un)Australian: “All I did what all true Aussies… Read More ›
Nobody Actually Thinks Islam Is A Race, Study Finds
New research has found that almost nobody literally believes Islam is a race. An article published in the McMahon University Journal of Theology by Dr Rainald Robertson posed the controversial question: “Does anyone actually believe that Islam is a race?”… Read More ›
Muslim Hall Of Compromise
A standoff between protesters for and protesters against the construction of a Muslim community hall in Penrith came to a quiet compromise yesterday. “They agree to keep their meetings quiet, if we get to use the car park for burnouts”… Read More ›
Halal Ham Boycott Threatens Christmas
In a possibly devastating move for retailers looking forward to traditional Christmas sales to bolster their books, anti-halal campaigners have threatened new action — demanding all retailers guarantee that all their Christmas hams are not halal certified. Those who don’t face a boycott… Read More ›
Team Australia Officially Certified Dumb Racists
In response to news that anti-Islam campaigners in Australia are urging a boycott of all Australian products with offical halal certification, the World Association for Monitoring Racist Idiocy (WAMRI) has officially certified Team Australia as containing The World’s Dumbest Racists…. Read More ›