Sky News Australia’s leading poll expert, Sharri Markson, has told her viewers, all 6 of them, that internal polls leaked to her reveal that the former member for Dickson, Peter Dutton, will be declared Pope at this week’s Conclave. ”I… Read More ›
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Aus/EU Trade Negotiations Hinge On Australia’s Freedom To Own The C Word
Trade Minister Don Farrell will fly to Europe this week to engage in trade talks with the European Union which experts say will hinge on whether or not Australia will be given exclusive access to the C word. ”There have… Read More ›
Musician In Critical Condition After Playing Recorder To Entertain Neighbours
A recorder player is fighting for his life in intensive care after attempting to entertain the fellow residents of his block of flats with an impromptu concert from his balcony. “Barry had seen those YouTube videos from overseas of opera… Read More ›
Breaking: Government Potentially Facing Second Dual Citizenship Scandal
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Turnbull Regrets Taking Matt Canavan’s Mother’s Advice To Order Italian
Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has expressed regret at his choice of dinner last night after ordering Italian. The Prime Minister decided on Italian after receiving a recommendation from Senator Matt Canavan’s Mother. A remorseful Prime Minister spoke to… Read More ›
Silvio Berlusconi Offers To Take In Hot Young Female Refugees
As a tsunami of Middle-Eastern refugees inundates Europe, former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has offered to help relieve the pressure by offering housing to some. Following Finnish PM Juha Sipilä’s lead, who today stated that refugees could stay in… Read More ›
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