Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has pledged that his Government will invest millions in building mangers on all major highways in Australia to ensure that all women have the opportunity to give birth in the same manner as Mary did… Read More ›
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Scientists Warn Kids To Scrub Their Easter Eggs Thoroughly With Soap And Water
With the impending arrival of Easter, scientists have warned children all around the world to ensure that they scrub their chocolate Easter eggs thoroughly with soap and water before they consume them. “The Easter Bunny is travelling all around the… Read More ›
Muslims Killed Jesus Claims George Christensen
Federal member for Dawson George Christensen has had to backtrack on his claims that Jesus was killed by Islamic extremists after taking a closer read of his Bible. “It’s totally natural to assume that a violent death in the middle… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Compares Jesus To Reclaim Australia, Jesus To Sue For Defamation
Jesus Christ of Nazareth will be pursuing a defamation suit against Andrew Bolt after the controversial columnist compared the former carpenter to reviled figures including the Reclaim Australia protesters, a spokesperson for the Kingdom of God has confirmed. Channel 10,… Read More ›
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