Former Prime Minister and recent convert to spray tanning John Winston Howard has called on Malcolm Turnbull to ignore senator-elect Pauline Hanson and then steal her policies. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the former Prime Minister said: “Candidates like Hanson are a… Read More ›
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Environment Minister Greg Hunt To Make UFC Debut Against Brock Lesnar
Australia’s Environment Minister Greg Hunt has today announced he will be taking leave from election campaigning to enter the UFC to fight returning champion Brock Lesnar in a no-holds barred cage match. The move took the MMA world by surprise,… Read More ›
Paul Keating Leads Push to Euthanize Bob Hawke
Paul Keating says the euthanasia of Bob Hawke is overdue describing it as “the unfinished business of Australia” and suggesting it could precede an overhaul of [selected] former Prime Ministers’ entitlements. Mr Keating who was treasurer in Mr Hawke’s government… Read More ›
John Howard Declares ‘Not All Gay Bashers Are Bigots’
Former Prime Minister turned failed cricket administrator John Winston Howard has declared that not all people who take part in gay bashings should be considered bigots. A spokesperson for the former PM spoke to The (un)Australian to clarify the comments, saying: “What John… Read More ›
John Howard Breaks Into House To Update His Encyclopaedia Page
Police have charged former prime minister John Howard with several counts of breaking and entering after they apprehended the former Australian Prime Minister inside a Sydney family’s living room attempting to update his encyclopedia entry. “We received reports of an… Read More ›
John Howard Condemns Bronwyn Bishop’s Apology
Former Prime Minister and tragic cricketer, John Howard has this morning strongly condemned Liberal Speaker Bronwyn Bishop over her apology for false travel claims. Mr Howard’s condemnation stems from Bronwyn Bishop’s appearance this morning on radio where she belatedly apologised… Read More ›