One of the Nationals go-to muckrakers, Bridget ‘Shooter’ McKenzie has told the PM that if he’s thinking about going net zero then she’ll need a bigger spreadsheet. ”Look Scott – sorry, ScoMo – if you wanna go net zero, then… Read More ›
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Sky News Australia Calls On Their Fans All 6 Of Them To Boycott YouTube
Niche news service Sky News Australia has reacted angrily to being suspended by YouTube for a week over their continual positing of fake news, calling upon their viewers, all 6 of them to boycott the streaming giant. ”How dare YouTube… Read More ›
Government To Allow Under 30’s To Sell Their Organs For A House Deposit
The Government has announced that they will be easing restrictions around the selling of organs to allow those citizens under 30 the chance to become property owners. ”We know that it is tough at the moment for young Australians to… Read More ›
Christensen Orders PM To Open Up The Borders Or Extend Job Keeper To The Philippines
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the PM to either open up the borders or extend Australia’s Job Keeper program to the Philippines. ”This budget doesn’t do enough for the fine people of the Philippines,” said the… Read More ›
Budget tipped to include $1.2 Billion Increase To PM’s Promo Photo Spending
Tuesday’s Federal Budget is tipped to reveal a $1.2 billion dollar increase in spending for the PM’s official photo budget, with $500 million of that to go towards purchasing new hi-vis for Mr. Morrison. ”This is a budget that will… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup
The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has spent the weekend googling ‘military coup’ whilst the current Prime Minister and Mr Dutton’s boss Scott Morrison is away on one of his frequent holidays. “There’s nothing sinister in simply doing… Read More ›
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