The Government has announced that they will be easing restrictions around the selling of organs to allow those citizens under 30 the chance to become property owners.

”We know that it is tough at the moment for young Australians to enter the property market so we’ve done something about it,” said the Treasurer. ”Going forward a house won’t cost you an arm and a leg, just a kidney or spleen.”

When asked how this would help the already over inflated property market, the Treasurer said: ”It will help greatly, especially older Australians.”

”As the homes they own will be worth more and if they need it they’ll be able to source some fresh young organs to help keep them alive.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I saw a baby with some candy I might go and explain to it how the tax system works.”

Mark Williamson

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