Prime Minister Scott Morrison has lifted spirits in the Coalition party room by pulling out his favourite party trick of asking the Finance Minister Matthias Cormann to do some basic maths. ”Scotty really knows how to keep spirits high,” said… Read More ›
NSW State Premier, Gladys Berejiklian has moved to relax the visitor limits after the front and back lawns of her North Shore home have become overgrown and unkempt. “I’m sure all of NSW are suffering from an overgrown yard. These… Read More ›
The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think tank’ the IPA has called upon the Morrison Government to amend the laws to allow unemployed workers to be able to sell their organs. “There’s definitely a market for selling your organs, the only thing… Read More ›
Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has called upon struggling retailers to review their businesses and consider diversifying into more in demand products like hand sanitiser or toilet paper. “I empathise with any businesses currently doing it tough, I really do,” said Treasurer… Read More ›
Scotty from marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has called his Treasurer Josh Frydenburg and told him to put together a concert to raise funds towards funding the budget. “I flicked on the TV last night and saw my favourite singer… Read More ›
Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has told colleagues of his plans to punish rogue bank Westpac by flogging the bank and it’s executives with the warmest lettuce he can find. “Josh is very upset at Westpac right now,” said a Government Insider…. Read More ›
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