The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think tank’ the IPA has called upon the Morrison Government to amend the laws to allow unemployed workers to be able to sell their organs.
“There’s definitely a market for selling your organs, the only thing holding it back is bloody red tape,” said an IPA Adjunct Spokesperson. “The Government needs to move now so that those with the funds are able to procure that new kidney or extra liver.”
“I mean it’s not like the unemployed need two kidneys, what a waste that is, using them to filter out cheap booze.”
When asked if they seriously expected the Government to listen to their request, the IPA Spokesperson said: “Why wouldn’t they? We are the IPA, we are very important people with very important titles.”
“I mean, who do you reckon ScoMo is going to take advice from, us or some pleb doctor?”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to writing a paper for the Treasurer on why Mercedes drivers should be compensated for having to drive on roads that are not paved with gold.”
Mark Williamson
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