Staff at News Corp Australia have been given Peter Dutton PM inspired vision boards, in lieu of a Christmas bonus, the decision was made with an eye on making sure the whole company kept their eye on the prize coming… Read More ›
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Dutton Calls For Journalists Who Dare Question Border Force To Be Sent To Re-Education Camps
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has called upon journalists who dare to question either him or his minions over at Australian Border Force to be sent to re-education camps so that they can understand how things now… Read More ›
Journalism Students Told To Sleep With Barnaby If They Want To Work In The Industry
Aspiring journalists have been told that instead of university or TAFE, they should instead consider sleeping with the Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce to progress their journalistic careers. “The days of cadet-ships and graduate positions are over, as newspapers… Read More ›
Failed Politician To Try His Hand At Failing As A Journalist
Failed politician Cory Bernardi has announced his intentions to try his hand at failing in a new career as a journalist. With the unpopular former MP signing on to work with niche media outlet Sky News. “My voice needs to… Read More ›
Yassmin Abdel-Magied Deportation Reaffirms Miranda Devine’s Belief In God
When news broke that Australian citizen Yassmin Abdel-Magied’s had been deported from the United States filtered through to The Daily Telegraph’s offices, columnist Miranda Devine begun weeping with joy and shouting: “There is a God, yes, there is a God!” “I need… Read More ›
Fire Ravaged Town Devastated By A Flood Of Journalists
The town of Yabbie Creek was left reeling today after being hit by a flood of journalists just days after the town was ravaged by fire. “They came out of nowhere one minute I’m sifting through the still smouldering ashes… Read More ›