Australia’s special forces troops are to be supplied with a special lightweight body armour created from the same bullet resistant material as Defence Minster Kevin Andrews’s hair. “This stuff is twice as tough as Kevlar and almost as flexible,” said… Read More ›
Federal Minister for Defence and hair dye advocate Kevin Andrews was horrified to learn that yesterday wasn’t the day of the Christine Milne roast. Milne had announced she was stepping down as Greens leaders, to which Andrews tweeted: “Does it really matter who will… Read More ›
The Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has responded to an interview on the ABC on Tuesday night in which Australian defence minister Kevin Andrews seemed to have forgotten the Islamic State leaders name, saying: “I’m offended Mr Andrews forgot… Read More ›
The host of The Durham Castle Arms regular Tuesday quiz night says Defence Minister Kevin Andrews has been elbowed out of the once formidable Lego-haired Legends and is unlikely to play again. Leigh Sales has told The (un) Australian she… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 