The international association of identity thieves has today announced that Australia’s former PM/Treasurer/Minister for Industry/Resources/Engadine Maccas and Health to name but a few has been named their Man of the year award. ”What a great honour it is to be… Read More ›
NSW’s ICAC has announced today that due to the rising price of lettuce that they will switch to flogging Ministers found guilty with warm cabbage for the foreseeable future. ”I appreciate ICAC making the switch from lettuce to cabbage,” said… Read More ›
After the recent terror attack on the streets of Sydney, the Federal Government announced a new study to be conducted by the CSIRO to discover tell-tale signs of possible future psychopaths. Talking exclusively to the (un)Australian, Head Boffin at the CSIRO… Read More ›
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has called on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to act in the interests of everyday Australians and ban the sale of chardonnay and any other drink that she can’t spell as a way to counter the… Read More ›
Republican presidential candidate and ex-steak salesman Donald Trump has demanded that Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders reveals to the American people just exactly what is in his secret 11 herbs and spices mix that coat his famous chicken. Speaking to The… Read More ›
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