Former Labor Leader Bill Shorten has been spotted doing some shopping in Melbourne’s Chadstone Shopping Centre, with the Member for Maribyrnong seen walking out of the King of Knives store with armfuls of bags. ”You can never have too many… Read More ›
King of Knives
Shorten Concedes Being King Of Knives Poster Boy Not Best Look For Aspiring PM
Former Labor leader Bill Shorten has conceded to colleagues that taking on the role as poster boy for retailing giant the King Of Knives during his time as leader did not help his cause at the ballot box. Mr Shorten’s… Read More ›
Anthony Albanese Questions King Of Knives Returns Policy
Member for Grayndler Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has spent his Sunday on the phone to local knife sellers King of Knives to query them over their returns policy. “I bought a new set of knives a couple of weeks ago and… Read More ›
Nationals Call On Expert Knivesperson Shorten To Take Out Joyce
The National party having failed to do it themselves have outsourced the job of knifing their leader Barnaby Joyce to Canberra’s most experienced knifesperson Labor leader Bill Shorten. “We tried to knife Barnaby but when we got to his office… Read More ›
Bill Shorten To Stand Aside As Opposition Leader To Be Replaced By Tony Abbott
The Labor party has announced today that their leader Bill Shorten will be standing aside with Tony Abbott expected to be named as his replacement. A Labor insider spoke to The (un)Australian on the condition of anonymity and a free… Read More ›