Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is for sale to the highest bidding blind trust. ”What can I say, my Government is the best that money can buy,” said the Prime Minister. ”So, if you… Read More ›
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Nation Wonders What Piece Of Crap Bunnings Project PM Has Spent The Last 5 Days On
With NSW plunged into an extra week of lockdown, Australians have been left to wonder what piece of crap Bunnings project the PM has been working on during the last 5 days, during which the nation has heard nothing from… Read More ›
ScoMo Honours NAIDOC Week By Going Walkabout
Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he intends to honour NAIDOC week by going walkabout, until the current Covid crisis in his home state of NSW is over. ”Scott feels that it’s time for him… Read More ›
ScoMo Says No Need To Open Up The Borders As He’s Already Been To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has stated that there is no need to open up Australia’s borders as he and the family have already visited Hawaii. ”We will eventually open up the borders again,” said the PM…. Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Promises Free Tickets To The Cricket For All Those Affected By The Bushfires
Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced a relief package of free tickets to the cricket for all those affected by the bushfires this summer. “I know Australia is doing it tough at the moment but if… Read More ›
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