Former Prime Minister fresh out of the deep freeze for the election John Howard was today shocked to learn that women and minorities are in fact allowed to vote in the upcoming election. ”I have to say that the news… Read More ›
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Barnaby Demands To Be Named Minister For Home Affairs
The Country’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has demanded that he be named the Country’s new Minister for Home Affairs should the Coalition win the next election. ”No one in the Government knows more about Home affairs than… Read More ›
Press Pack Turns On Albo After He Serves Only Domestic Wine At Media Mixer
The Canberra press pack has turned on Opposition leader Anthony Albanese after they were served only domestic wines at the Labor pre-election party mixer. ”This will definitely cost Labor the election,” said a member of the press pack, off the… Read More ›
ScoMo Says: ”I’m Not Racist, But….”
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has defended himself against accusations that he has used racial slurs in the past by declaring that he’s not racist, but……. ”Australians know that under my Government if you have a go, you’ll… Read More ›
Barnaby Calls For More Stimulus For Swinging Voters In Tuesday’s Budget
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on Treasurer Josh Frydenburg to allow for more stimulus to the Nation’s swinging voters in Tuesday’s budget. ”Swingers often get overlooked in the budget,” said the… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Abbott For Pell’s Lawyer’s Number For His Mate Brian
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from Hillsong has called his old mate Tony Abbott to ask if he could get him Cardinal Pell’s Lawyer’s number to pass along to his mentor Brian Houston. ”It was a bit of a… Read More ›
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