Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring minister for home affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on Treasurer Josh Frydenburg to allow for more stimulus to the Nation’s swinging voters in Tuesday’s budget.
”Swingers often get overlooked in the budget,” said the Member for New England. ”But, not as long as I’m part of the Government.”
”I pledge to provide more subsidies for glass bowls, free key rings and of course no GST on frangers.”
When asked why he took such a keen interest in stimulating swingers, the deputy PM said: ”I believe in providing strong stimulus to all people, especially young fit lady voters.”
”Besides, there is no mention of swingers in the PM’s bonk ban.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I saw a lovely couple of swingers down the road that I am very keen to go and poll.”
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