Australia’s Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has called on his Treasurer Josh Frydenberg to take a moment tonight in his Budget speech to reach over and slap Opposition leader Anthony Albanese.
”Scott, err, ScoMo, saw yesterday the power of the slap,” said a Government Spokesperson. ”No one remembers who won what at the Oscars, only that Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.”
”If Josh pulls this off all they’ll be talking about is the slap not the budget.”
When asked if the Government was seriously more interested in distracting from rather than delivering the budget, the Government Spokesperson said: ”If the Prime Minister were here he’d reject the premise of your question.”
”The Morrison Government is committed to delivering a budget that delivers to Australia, a Government that is lead by Scott Morrison.”
”Ánthony Albanese won’t be delivering that budget, only Scott Morrison can deliver that.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to pick up Peta Credlin, she’s going to coach Josh on how to deliver a decent slap.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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