The Country’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has demanded that he be named the Country’s new Minister for Home Affairs should the Coalition win the next election.
”No one in the Government knows more about Home affairs than I do, well maybe Tudge, but he’s not in Cabinet,” said the deputy PM. ”So, Scott, err, ScoMo, start shuffling and give me Home Affairs.”
”If that can’t be done then I’m willing to settle for Foreign Affairs, now that the borders are open.”
When asked why he feels that he is best suited to Home Affairs, the deputy PM said: ”Like I said, I know home affairs, just ask my first wife.”
”Besides, if we win this election it’s time I get rewarded for the role I play in this Government.”
”Take a look at my work this election, I’ve kept my head down and stayed away from the inner city seats.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to do some scouting for some future affairs. I need to be briefed about my future briefs.”
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