Recently retired federal minister Christopher Pyne has denied there is any conflict of interest in his taking on a new role as a consultant to Ernst and Young in the fixing industry. “Yes I was a fixer for the government… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian’s Election Predictions
The big day is almost here. The sausages are defrosting, the cakes are being iced and the entire Nation breathes a sigh of relief that they will no longer be receiving unauthorised text messages from a C Palmer of Brisbane…. Read More ›
ScoMo Pledges To Neck A Yard Glass Of Macca’s Coke In Honour Of Bob Hawke
Scott Morrison has pledged to take some time out in his final days campaigning as Prime Minister to neck a yard glass of Macca’s coke as a tribute to former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. “I know a lot of Australian’s… Read More ›
BREAKING: Peter Dutton Promises To Continue Being An Arsehole If Re-Elected
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has kicked off his re-election campaign for the seat of Dickson in Queensland by promising constituents that should they re-elect him he will continue to be the same old arsehole that he has… Read More ›
Candidate Sacked For Posting Cruel Joke About Cutting Off His Dog’s Nose
A Labor Party candidate has been disendorsed after it was revealed that he had posted a joke that glorified animal cruelty to Facebook back in 2013. “Glenn’s post about mutilating his pet by taking a knife to one of its… Read More ›
Viewers Confuse Test Pattern For Bill Shorten’s Budget Reply Speech
Australian viewers have woken up this morning to learn that what they thought was the Opposition leader Bill Shorten’s budget reply speech was in fact the test pattern. “Well it got me, I tuned in to watch and thought gee… Read More ›
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