Australia’s next top Prime Minister Bill Shorten has told colleagues that he will not deliver the traditional Budget reply speech on Thursday and instead simply recap to the Australian public what has been happening on the popular TV show Married At… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called upon the state’s schools to maximise their earning potential this election day by privatising their planned sausage sizzles and cake stall fundraisers. “Schools need to start earning their keep,” said the current NSW Premier…. Read More ›
The front runner to appear on next year’s edition of the show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here Clive Palmer, has taken time out of his busy schedule of running from creditors to text each and every Australian citizen promising them… Read More ›
The dirty tricks employed in the Wentworth by-election campaign have sunk even lower after voters were sent a fake email that linked candidate Dave Sharma to the Liberal Party. “This is a crude effort to discredit me, definitely the work… Read More ›
The Dutton family’s weekly Scrabble night was ruined this week after the family’s patriarch Peter launched an unsuccessful challenge against his Daughter. “Everything was going along swimmingly until Peter decided to challenge his daughter’s use of the word fewer,” said… Read More ›
The Australian Labor party has announced that after witnessing the events of the last week that they have voted unanimously to ban their colleague Anthony Albanese from purchasing or owning a knife for the foreseeable future. “We think it’s for… Read More ›
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