Interim NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has centered his campaign launch around the promise to give every NSW Child $400 to be matched by their parents in vouchewrs to be used at a NSW Pokies venue when they turn 18. ”What… Read More ›
Liberal
Sussan Ley To Consult Her Numerologist About Challenging Dutton
With news over night of another round of dreadful polling numbers for Opposition leader Peter Dutton there is talk amongst the Liberals of a potential leadership spill. Some challengers have been working the phones to shore up numbers, whilst deputy… Read More ›
Clubs NSW Warn That Any Moves Against Them Will Only Hurt Nanna
Pokies den operators Clubs NSW has warned both sides contesting the NSW election to be careful on any planned reforms of the industry as it will only hurt Nanna. ”We all know and love our Nanna,” said a Clubs NSW… Read More ›
”I’m Not Racist, Some Of The People I used To Arrest Were Indigenous,” Declares Dutton
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has come out swinging over accusations that he is racist. The Dark Lord told reporters that he can’t be racist, as some of the people that he used to arrest were indigenous. ”Peter’s… Read More ›
Dutton Launches New Coalition Slogan: We’re Not Racist, But….
The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has today launched what he hopes to be the Coalition’s election winning slogan of: ”We’re Not Racist, But….. ”I’d like to start today’s presser by declaring that I am not racist, but,”… Read More ›
Albo Thanks The Coalition For His Xmas Gift Of A Dud Opposition Leader
Prime Minister and aspiring DJ Anthony Albanese has sent the Coalition a thank you note after receiving their Christmas gift of a dud Opposition leader that goes by the name of Peter Dutton. ‘’I didn’t expect much from them to… Read More ›
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