Barnaby And The Bonk Ban My time as Prime Minister saw me saddled with Barnaby Joyce, the leader of the Nationals as my deputy Prime Minister. Of course, the divine and somewhat sublime Julie Bishop was my party’s deputy, however… Read More ›
Liberals
Joyce And Canavan Announce Ashley Madison As Their New Podcast Sponsor
Full-time podcasters and part-time politicians Barnaby Joyce and Matt Canavan fresh off launching their new podcast, Weatherboard and Iron have excitedly announced they have their first sponsor, online dating site Ashley Madison. “No one gets into podcasting for the cash, let’s… Read More ›
ScoMo Takes Charge Of Bushfire Crisis By Setting Up Command Centre At Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has taken charge of the Nation’s bushfire response by announcing today that he has set up a new command centre at Engadine Maccas. “I admit I was a bit slow to the wicket on this crisis however… Read More ›
Morrison Blames Bushfires On The Greens Planting Too Many Trees
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today come out and blasted the Greens party for heavily contributing to the nation’s bushfire epidemic. “Let’s face it, it’s the Greens who have been planting all these trees,” Scorched a fired up ScoMo, “If… Read More ›
Dutton Confident He Has The Numbers
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been asked to leave his local club after a dispute over a game of Keno, with the Minister claiming he had the winning numbers despite his form saying otherwise. “It was a… Read More ›
Joyce Refuses To Pull Out…………….Again
Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has once again refused to pull out. Of speaking at an anti-abortion rally in Sydney over the weekend. “People want, no they need to hear my opinion on abortion,”… Read More ›
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