Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has texted the Governor General to meet him at Engadine Maccas so that they can arrange the formalities around calling an election. ”I know traditionally the Prime Minister will call in on… Read More ›
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BREAKING: ScoMo To Be Appointed Governor General, Dutton PM
In breaking news Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison will today be appointed Governor General with Minister for Defence Peter Dutton replacing him as Prime Minister. The move is said to be made as polling has indicated that current Governor General… Read More ›
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Barnaby Asks Josh When He wants Him To Come & Campaign in Kooyong
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has asked his colleague Treasurer Josh Frydenburg when he wants him to come on down to Kooyong and help him campaign. ”As Australia’s best retail politician I am always keen to help… Read More ›
Sky News Blames Shockingly Low Ratings On Cancel Culture
Niche news network Sky News Australia has lashed out and blamed what they call ”cancel culture” for the network’s ridiculously low ratings. ”Damn! Woke leftists have decided to cancel us,” said a Sky News spokesperson. ”They should force people to… Read More ›
ScoMo Feigns A Cough And Asks Jen If She Can Call The Office And Tell ’em He’s Sick
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty who was fired from marketing has woken up this morning put on a faint cough and asked his wife Jen if she could call the office and tell ’em that he’s sick. ”I’m not… Read More ›