In breaking news Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison will today be appointed Governor General with Minister for Defence Peter Dutton replacing him as Prime Minister. The move is said to be made as polling has indicated that current Governor General… Read More ›
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Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has asked his colleague Treasurer Josh Frydenburg when he wants him to come on down to Kooyong and help him campaign. ”As Australia’s best retail politician I am always keen to help… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has lashed out and blamed what they call ”cancel culture” for the network’s ridiculously low ratings. ”Damn! Woke leftists have decided to cancel us,” said a Sky News spokesperson. ”They should force people to… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty who was fired from marketing has woken up this morning put on a faint cough and asked his wife Jen if she could call the office and tell ’em that he’s sick. ”I’m not… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is considering recasting the role of his wife Jen following the disappointing ratings for their 60 Minutes interview. ”With the election fast approaching Scott, err, ScoMo… Read More ›
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