Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has asked his colleague Treasurer Josh Frydenburg when he wants him to come on down to Kooyong and help him campaign.
”As Australia’s best retail politician I am always keen to help my colleagues in need,” said the Member for New England. ”I hear Josh isn’t travelling so well, so I am more than happy to head on down there and press the flesh so to speak.”
”There are a lot of yummy mummy’s down that way to I hear.”
When asked if he fells that his presence in the Government was endangering inner city seats, the deputy Prime Minister said: ”Chicks love me and they vote.”
”Besides no one really cares about all that climate change clap trap, well except for the ABC.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to talk to Josh about whether there are any foam parties going on in his electorate.”
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