Barnaby Tells Albo He Should’ve Worked Harder On His Marriage

Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told Opposition leader Anthony Albanese that he should’ve worked harder on his marriage, as Australian’s put great stock in a leader with a strong marriage.

”Albo can buy a new pair of slacks, have a chat with Karl but let’s be honest Australia wants to know what’s the deal with his Missus,” said the Member for New England. ”I mean we can’t have a leader of this fine country who can’t hold on to a marriage.”

”Imagine that, front page news of a politician having strife with the wife.”

When asked if it was hypocritical to criticise the Opposition leader’s personal life, given all that has happened on the Government’s side, the member for New England said: ”But we’re the Government we’ve proven our selves already, Albo hasn’t.”

”I mean sure he’s been deputy Prime Minister but did he ever try to knife his leader, or set up a blind trust?”

At least with us you know what you get.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to lobby Scott, err ScoMo to overturn the bonk ban.”

Mark Williamson


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