The Australian Labor Party has sent a delegation of faceless men to Glasgow to talk to French President Emmanuel Macron about moving to Australia and replacing Opposition leader Anthony Albanese. ”Albo’s a great bloke don’t get me wrong and an… Read More ›
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ScoMo Plans To Cook Coq Au Vin To Appease France
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his advisers to not worry about the country’s rift with France as he’ll solve it when he gets back to Australia by cooking a Coq Au Vin for the family and posting… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Pleased With UK Photo Shoot That Coincided With The G7
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues how happy he was with the coverage of his recent UK photo shoot that also happened to coincide with the G7 summit. ”The PM was very pleased with the coverage that… Read More ›
France Makes Affairs Between Ministers And Staff Compulsory
Following a scandal where it was revealed that the nation’s deputy Prime Minister was going home to his wife each evening, French President Emmanuel Macron has passed a law making it a sackable offence for a cabinet minister not to… Read More ›