Senator and two-time contempt of court convictee Derryn Hinch has used his maiden speech in parliament to call for parliamentary privilege to cover lynch mobs after his plans to publicly lynch a few paedophiles fell through. “To celebrate my election… Read More ›
Marriage Equality
Planning Underway For The Inaugural Scott Morrison Pride March
Planning is underway for the inaugural Scott Morrison Pride March. The event will be held on July 3 to honour and acknowledge the difficulties Mr Morrison has faced as a rich white Christian male who opposes same-sex marriage and treating asylum seekers with… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Calls For A Plebiscite On Holding a Marriage Equality Plebiscite
Tasmanian Senator and the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich, Eric Abetz has demanded that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull hold a plebiscite into whether or not a plebiscite should be held to allow marriage equality. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Senator… Read More ›
“Psst Lyle Shelton’s Gay Pass It On”
The latest rumour to do the rounds of the school yard is that Lyle Shelton, head of the Australian Christian Lobby, is gay. It was said that the rumour originated after Mr Shelton participated in a debate and gave his reason… Read More ›
Conservatives Commentators Call For Malcolm Turnbull To Be Tried For Treason
Conservative commentators have banded together to demand Prime Minister Abbott have Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull tried for treason. Speaking off the record, a conservative commentator, whom we shall refer to as AB, told The (un)Australian of their anger toward Turnbull,… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Floats Plebiscite On The 21st Century After Next Election
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has suggested that, after the next federal election, the Coalition may be willing to consider a plebiscite on whether or not to accept the 21st century. The comment came after a six-hour-long Coalition party room meeting… Read More ›