Barnaby Joyce has told the electorate to get over it with regards to his unborn Son being employed by his colleague Matt Canavan in an advisory role. “Matt needed someone who knew what it was like to be an unborn… Read More ›
Matt Canavan
Britain And India Working Frantically To Disown Malcolm Roberts
Officials from Britain and India have strenuously denied that Malcolm Roberts was ever a citizen amid claims that both nations have been furiously burning old citizenship records. “We do have some standards old chap,” commented UK Home Office representative Sir… Read More ›
Breaking: Government Potentially Facing Second Dual Citizenship Scandal
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Turnbull Regrets Taking Matt Canavan’s Mother’s Advice To Order Italian
Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has expressed regret at his choice of dinner last night after ordering Italian. The Prime Minister decided on Italian after receiving a recommendation from Senator Matt Canavan’s Mother. A remorseful Prime Minister spoke to… Read More ›
Australia To Be Powered By Burning Copies Of Finkel Review
The coalition will guarantee Australia’s long term energy security by replacing coal fired power stations with power stations that run on the combustion of copies of the Finkel review. “If fire was good enough for the neanderthals than it’s good… Read More ›
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