A team of surgeons at the Royal Children’s Hospital in Melbourne have successfully completed the world’s first halal certified heart transplant. This procedure has traditionally been too difficult perform, as to certify any heart halal, the donor must have been… Read More ›
Everyone knows the budget is the most important federal document to ever be entrusted in Joe Hockey’s meaty paw. Class warfare is a zero sum game and the budget determines whether you arm yourself for revolution or tell a bunch… Read More ›
Marion Kozak, human rights campaigner and mother of David and Ed Miliband, has made several casual comments about how well David is doing over lunch with Ed. “Davey’s organisation is doing such wonderful work in the Congo,” Ms Kozak opined… Read More ›
The United Nations has hit back at Tony Abbott’s business adviser Maurice Newman’s claims that global warming is a UN-lead conspiracy to usher in a new world order, pointing out how their structural impotence prevents them from effecting any legitimate change. “The United… Read More ›
A man who decided to check out his junk email inbox for the first time in months was surprised to discover he had received hundreds of emails from noted Atheist author Sam Harris. Norm Chompsky, a 32 year old admin… Read More ›
Floyd Mayweather has won a unanimous decision from the judges after Filipino boxer Manny Pacquiao managed to last 12 rounds, in a stunning display of what a person with a history of viciously assaulting his ex-partners can do. Mayweather remains… Read More ›
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