Nationals Senator and known Cos play enthusiast Matt Canavan has called on the Government (of which he is a part of) to change the rules to allow coal miners to march on ANZAC Day. ”Sure, the ANZAC’s did a bit… Read More ›
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Journalism Students Told To Sleep With Barnaby If They Want To Work In The Industry
Aspiring journalists have been told that instead of university or TAFE, they should instead consider sleeping with the Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce to progress their journalistic careers. “The days of cadet-ships and graduate positions are over, as newspapers… Read More ›
Sydney Wakes Up For The First Time In 35 Years Without A Shrill Noise Droning Through The Air
Sydney siders have woken up this morning for the first time in 35 years to relative silence, no longer having to endure a shrill rant like noise droning through the city. ”Mate, how good is it to be up and… Read More ›
News Corp Orders Its Columnists To Sharpen Their Crayons And Bring Down Bill Shorten
News Corp editors have sent out an order to their columnists to sharpen their crayons and bring down Opposition leader Bill Shorten before Saturday’s election. “I don’t care what they write, I just want as many anti-Bill Shorten articles that… Read More ›
Defiant Joyce Pledges To Bang Staffer On PM’s Desk
A defiant deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has escalated his ongoing feud with Malcolm Turnbull by pledging to bang a Staffer on the Prime Minister’s own desk. “The Australian public and more importantly Australian businesses don’t want to hear about… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Postpones Karaoke Night Until Section 18c Is Amended
News Corp columnist and President of the Tony Abbott fan club Andrew Bolt, has decided to postpone his annual karaoke party until after Section 18c of the racial discrimination act is amended. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Bolt explained the… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 