The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer (yep, he’s the best they could manage), Angus Taylor, has moved to assure the Nation that he’ll make a great Treasurer, as he has all his fingers and toes to count with. ”Australian’s need to rest… Read More ›
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ScoMo Asks Who He Should Invoice For Yesterdays Royal Commission Gig
Former Minister for everything and occasional PM Scott Morrison has asked his staff to find out who he is to invoice for his speaking gig at yesterday’s Royal Commission into the contentious Robodebt program. ”Was good to get a gig… Read More ›
Perrotet Orders All NSW Workers To Work From Their Nearest RSL Or Club
NSW Premier (as of writing) Dominic Perrotet has told NSW workers to stop working from home and instead head to their local RSL or Club and work there. ”In an ideal World we would have all workers back in the… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Hires Former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz As The Government’s Moral Compass
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reached out to former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz to come on board and join his Government as it’s new moral compass. ”I have heard rumblings that last night on the ABC, that a… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Outed As One Of Sky News’ 7 Viewers
Former Special Envoy for the Drought Barnaby Joyce has revealed to the world that he is indeed one of Sky News’ 7 viewers. The reveal came after backbencher Joyce tweeted the network to thank them for letting him know he… Read More ›
Dutton Tipped To Be Named Minister For Strangling Puppies In ScoMo’s Cabinet Reshuffle
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton is tipped to be the big winner in Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison’s cabinet reshuffle with insiders speculating he may pick up the new Ministry for strangling puppies. “Peter has played a big role… Read More ›
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