Scotty From Marketing Hires Former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz As The Government’s Moral Compass

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reached out to former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz to come on board and join his Government as it’s new moral compass.

”I have heard rumblings that last night on the ABC, that a few members of my Government were shown in a not so favourable light, so I have taken action.” said Prime Minister Scotty. ”As of today I will cutting the funding to the ABC by 20%, as well I welcome onboard Carl Lentz to counsel members of my Government in areas of morality.”

”Carl comes highly recommended by Brian Houston, whom I am also in talks with to join the Government in some sort of advisory role around child protection.”

When asked why the Prime Minister seemed to take more issue with the ABC than the actions of his Ministers, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”The ABC needs to work out whose side it is on?”

”Team Australia or team inner city leftie. It can’t be both. So, I call on the ABC to maybe think before they report.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to do a bit of praying at Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson

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