Australia’s Attorney General (for now) Christian Porter is currently in talks with network 10 to star as the Bachelor in the next season of the top rating show.
”We are always on the look out for fresh meat so to speak to be on the show,” said a representative from Channel 10. ”Christian seems to tick a lot of our boxes, he’s smart, good looking and likes to keep a few women on the go at once.”
”And he wouldn’t be the first politician we’ve had talks with. A few years back we did have a chat with Barnaby Joyce however he wasn’t really after a wife more a root, so that didn’t work out.”
When reached for comment on his new role the Attorney General was some what coy in his response, saying: ”I won’t confirm or deny the allegations that you have put to me.”
”However, I will say that if an opportunity arises I will be open to it.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s happy hour at the Parliament house bar, plenty of tottie about.”
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