Australia’s Attorney General (for now) Christian Porter is currently in talks with network 10 to star as the Bachelor in the next season of the top rating show. ”We are always on the look out for fresh meat so to… Read More ›
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Bachelor Spoiler: Honey Badger To Marry Winx
News has leaked of the surprise ending to this season’s Bachelor with the reported wedding of Nick ‘The Honey Badger’ Cummins to Australia’s favourite horse Winx. “It was a bit of a left field ending,” said a source from the… Read More ›
Chris Lilley’s ‘Honey Badger’ Bachelor Wins Ratings Slot Again
Chris Lilley the Aussie comedian known for creating original ‘blackface characters with authenticity’ on ABC TV, has another victory on his resume. “The Bachelor is fun,” Chris Lilley tells The (un)Australian. “It’s low-makeup, the girls don’t know it’s me, despite… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Appear As A Contestant On The Bachelor To Promote His New Book
Channel 10 has announced that the next season of The Bachelor starring former Wallaby Nick Cummins aka ‘The Honey Badger’ will feature former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as a contestant seeking to win over Nick’s heart. “I have books to… Read More ›
Australia Tipped To Run Out Of Celebrities By The Year 2023
TV Channel’s 7, 9 and 10 have conveyed an emergency summit as figures released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) today have revealed that Australia is tipped to run out of celebrities by the year 2023. A spokesperson from… Read More ›
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