NSW Premier (as of writing) Dominic Perrotet has told NSW workers to stop working from home and instead head to their local RSL or Club and work there.
”In an ideal World we would have all workers back in the city,” said the Premier. ”However, we decided that picking a fight with train drivers seemed like a fun idea.”
”So, to all NSW workers I say head to the clubs and the RSL’s and get working and gambling.”
When asked why his Government decided to shut down the rail system and cause state wide inconvenience, the Premier said: ”Seemed like a good idea at the time.”
”Let’s face it, people who rely on trains to get to work don’t vote for us.”
”Sure their household help does, but we’ll give them some sort of tax cut before the next election to make up for any inconvenience.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m saw a little girl down the road with some candy, I think I’m going to show her how the tax system works by using me taking her candy as an example.”
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