Australian Prime Minister li’l Scotty from Engadine has told his best friend Jen that he’s really looking forward to playing dress ups this weekend.
”I’m gonna have so much this weekend playing dress ups with all my photographer friends,” said Li’l Scotty. ”I’m going to be a Policeman, an Astronaut, a Hairdresser, heck, I might even wash some people’s hair.”
”Last time I did that it got a lot of people talking.”
When asked if he might instead of play dress up maybe, actually do his actual job and be Prime Minister, Li’l Scotty said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”My role as PM it to inspire the Nation, and what can be more inspiring to the people than a grown man with no training have a crack at welding.”
”Jen and the Doctors said I shouldn’t try and weld again, but they won’t stop me.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to pretend to serve hamburgers, I was going to be a cleaner but that’s too tough a job.”
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