Finland has become the first country in the world to trial the provision of an unconditional basic wage for all members of gravelly voiced heavy metal bands in the face of increased automation that threatens to displace the jobs of… Read More ›
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Just To Be Clear This Isn’t For Your Seventies Christiany Stuff, Nobel Committee Tells Bob Dylan
The Nobel Prize Committee has stressed to Patti Smith to pass on to Bob Dylan that the award is for his complete body of work except for that weirdass Christiany stuff he was doing in the mid-to-late 1970s. “Several members… Read More ›
Angry Anderson Not Wishing He Was A Tribesman In The Hills Of Afghanistan As Often As He Used To
Angry Anderson, senate candidate for the Australian Liberty Party, has admitted that he spends far less time wishing he was a tribesman in the hills of Afghanistan than he used to back in the 1980s. “I’ve got to admit I… Read More ›
Five Aussie Acts You’ll Be Listening To In 2015 Because We Have Your Family Locked In A Basement
Well, we tried to help you. When we published the five Australian bands you’d be listening to in 2014, we wanted to give you a head start. We wanted to give you the inside tip so you’d seem like a… Read More ›
Billy Corgan Dismisses Everyone But Himself And Kurt Cobain
Self-declared best rock artist in the history of the entire world, Billy Corgan, has dismissed his peers as unevolved artists and pretty average and in some cases just downright shit in a tell-all interview with Howard Stern on the talky box…. Read More ›
Australians Put On Brave Face, Throw Party For Dying Music Industry
We’ve heard such feel-good stories before. Turning San Francisco into “Gotham” so a kid with leukemia can be “Batkid” for a day, or a kid with half a heart getting to fist bump John Cena. But perhaps the most heart-warming… Read More ›
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