Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘stopper of boats’ Tony Abbott has declared that he will contest the next federal election to ensure that he is in parliament to help stop the scourge that is Boaty McBoatface. Mr Abbott speaking to… Read More ›
The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has sent the Australian Senate to its room and banned it from watching television for two weeks after he perceived its behaviour to be rather naughty. Explaining the move to The (un)Australian, the Prime… Read More ›
Republican presidential candidate and ex-steak salesman Donald Trump has demanded that Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders reveals to the American people just exactly what is in his secret 11 herbs and spices mix that coat his famous chicken. Speaking to The… Read More ›
Tasmanian Senator and the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich, Eric Abetz has demanded that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull hold a plebiscite into whether or not a plebiscite should be held to allow marriage equality. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Senator… Read More ›
Actor Johnny Depp’s beloved dogs Pistol and Boo have refused to rule out running against Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce for his New England seat at the next federal election. Already, the former member for New England Tony Windsor has… Read More ›
Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott has endorsed journalist Niki Savva’s new book, The Road To Ruin: How Tony Abbott and Peta Credlin Ruined Their own Government, as proof that the ex-prime minister’s time heading the women’s ministry was successful. A spokesperson… Read More ›
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