The team in charge of finding Cardinal George Pell’s compassion have abandoned their search in order to focus on the relatively easier task of finding missing Malaysian airlines plane, flight MH370. A spokesperson for the search team told The (un)Australian: “We had… Read More ›
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John Howard Declares ‘Not All Gay Bashers Are Bigots’
Former Prime Minister turned failed cricket administrator John Winston Howard has declared that not all people who take part in gay bashings should be considered bigots. A spokesperson for the former PM spoke to The (un)Australian to clarify the comments, saying: “What John… Read More ›
Children To Be Taught Not To Bully Homophobes In Order To Create ‘Safe Schools’
The Turnbull Government is putting the finishing touches on a nation-wide anti-bullying campaign that will teach students that it is not OK to bully homophobes. The initiative follows an exchange between Opposition leader Bill Shorten and Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi, which concluded… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Calls For A Senate Inquiry Into Sliced Bread
Liberal Senator and self-proclaimed champion for common sense Cory Bernardi, has demanded a senate inquiry into sliced bread, accusing the food product of being driven by sinister motives. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “Cory is very concerned about… Read More ›
Australian Opals Player Alice Kunek Auditions To Be The New Face Of The AFL Footy Show
Australian Opals basketball player and aspiring Instagram star Alice Kunek has auditioned to be the new face of the AFL Footy Show by posting a picture of herself on the Internet in blackface. Kunek’s audition has been decried as offensive… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Condemns China Over Tim Cahill’s Sacking
Australian foreign minister Julie Bishop has flown to Beijing today to condemn the Chinese Government over the sacking of Australia’s most beloved football* player Tim Cahill by his Chinese Club, Shanghai Shenua. A spokesperson for Minister Bishop spoke to The… Read More ›