Channel 10 has announced today that it will not be renewing its Sunday morning political show The Bolt Report, in a move that has angered the shows tens of viewers. Merv Delaney, self-funded retiree and founder of the Facebook group… Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson Says, “Look At Me! Look At Me! Look At Me!”
Former fish and chip shop owner and one time contestant on Channel 7’s Dancing With The Stars, Pauline Hanson has issued a press release simply saying, ‘Look at me, look at me, look at me,’ repeatedly. The press release follows… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Shocked To Learn Bill Cosby Not A Type Of Lettuce
Federal Opposition leader and fruit and vegetable enthusiast Bill Shorten was shocked to learn that comedian and alleged rapist Bill Cosby was not a type of lettuce. Mr Shortens discovery came after an awkward conversation he had with a shopper… Read More ›
Canberra’s Telstra Tower To Be Renamed in Honour Of Hometown Boy James Hird
Australia’s capital city Canberra has today announced that they will be renaming their iconic Telstra tower which overlooks the city the ‘James Hird Prick’ in honour of the Essendon great and hometown boy James Hird. A Canberra spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “We don’t… Read More ›
Jamie Packer Calls For IR Law Change To Allow Employers To Fight Employees
Street fighter and billionaire casino owner Jamie Packer has called on the Turnbull Government to amend Australia’s industrial relations laws to allow employers to physically fight their employees. Packer’s call to arms follows a run in he had with a… Read More ›
UN To Continue North Korea Sanctions, Denying The Country Hairdressers
Following news this week that Kim Jong Un’s North Korea tested an hydrogen bomb, the United Nations has announced it will keep in place sanctions denying the country access to hairdressers. North Korea has long taunted the West with its flirtations… Read More ›
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