Journalists and producers from the Channel 9 show A Current Affair are to be forced to use long term contraception in an effort to stop them from breeding. A spokesperson from A Current Affair told The (un)Australian about the idea for the… Read More ›
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Jamie Briggs Bitterly Disappointed At Losing Ministry In Charge Of Partying Down
Former Government Minister and newly minted backbencher Jamie Briggs is bitterly disappointed over his recent demotion, as it means he is no longer the Government’s Minister for Partying Down — the role he has fulfilled since the Liberals returned to… Read More ›
Star Wars Fans Lining Up To Be The First To Spoil The Plot For Everyone Else
Star Wars fans of all ages, though mostly 25-to-45 year old males, have lined up overnight to be the first in the world to spoil the plot for everyone else. Andrew Saunders, a 35-year-old graphic designer from Guildford NSW who… Read More ›
LNP Blocks Ian Macfarlane From Taking A Jump To The Left
The Liberal National Party Executive (LNP) has blocked Liberal backbencher Ian Macfarlane from taking a jump to the left at the LNP Christmas party. There was no word though on whether they allowed him to take a step to the… Read More ›
Vegan Racist Appalled At Lack Of Appropriate Food Options At Cronulla BBQ
As the fallout continues over Saturday’s failed Cronulla riot 10 year anniversary BBQ, the latest person to condemn the event is 26-year-old self-confessed racist vegan patriot Sherman Redneck, who slammed the organisers for a lack of vegan options served at… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Calls For A Royal Commission Into The Royal Commission
Former Prime Minister and on-line shopping enthusiast Tony Abbott has today given a speech in which he called for a Royal Commission into the Royal Commission into the response by institutions, including the Catholic Church, to child sexual abuse. Speaking… Read More ›