NSW Premier Mike Baird has taken time out from campaigning ahead of Saturday’s NSW State Election to sit down with the Sydney Morning Herald and The Daily Telegraph to talk to them about the very real chance that he might… Read More ›
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Liberal Party Pay Tribute To Malcolm Fraser By Renaming Villawood Detention Centre
The Australian Liberal Party has today announced that they plan to pay tribute to former Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser who died unexpectedly at the age of 84 overnight by renaming the Villawood Detention Centre, The Malcolm Fraser Processing Centre. Former… Read More ›
Christopher Pyne Takes Bat And Ball And Goes Home
The Federal member for Sturt, Leader of the House, Minister for Education and all around happy chappy Christopher Pyne has today taken his bat and ball and gone home after a friendly game of cricket with his fellow politicians… Read More ›
Abbott Wants A Balanced Budget in Five Years And Also A Unicorn
The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today told colleagues of his desire to balance the budget within five years and also that he wants a unicorn for Christmas. The bizarre request came at a cabinet meeting in which the Prime Minister opened proceedings… Read More ›
Unpopular Boy Killed In Car Crash
17-year-old John Smith was killed over the weekend when the car the P-plater was driving crashed into a tree. Upon hearing of the accident, his school mates and family rushed to social media to remember, in their words, “an unpopular loser… Read More ›
Glenn McGrath Tells World Cup Bowlers To Man Up And Shoot Something
Former World Cup-winning bowler, car salesman and avid shooter, Glenn “Pigeon” McGrath has taken aim, literally and figuratively, at the bowlers currently competing at this years cricketing World Cup, telling them to man up and shoot something. The World Cup… Read More ›
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