The Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today told sources that in a series of unfortunate events he has inadvertently pocket dialled every single government backbencher. The incident occurred as Turnbull was doing a little yard work in his modest Potts… Read More ›
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Dennis Jensen Upset He Can No Longer Eat Lunch With The Cool Kids
WA backbencher and aspiring science minister Dennis Jensen is dismayed to learn that he is no longer allowed to eat with the cool kids at the cafeteria in Parliament House. Jensen, who this week went on the ABC’s 7:30 Report to… Read More ›
Movie Based on Book By Pathological Liar A Hit!
The Clint Eastwood directed, Bradley Cooper starring movie American Sniper is breaking box office records and is being reviewed positively by right wing nut jobs, despite the fact it is based on a book that a court has found to… Read More ›
Abbott Tipped To Appoint Prince Andrew Head Of Royal Commission Into Child Abuse
Following the success of his ‘Captain’s pick’ in knighting Prince Philip, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is tipped to announce later this week that Prince Andrew will be appointed head of the Royal Commission into Child abuse. The contentious appointment comes as… Read More ›
Government To Re-name Manus Island Cahill Island
The Coalition Government has today released a draft paper that explores the idea of re-naming Manus Island, Tim Cahill Island in honour of Socceroos’ star Tim Cahill. Manus Island a province of North Papua is currently being used by Australia… Read More ›
Business Under Fire Over Trademarking of the Bali 7
A Sydney business is under fire this week over their trademarking of the name The Bali 7, for the intended use as a t-shirt design. The term “Bali 7” is connected to the group of Australian drug traffickers the Bali 9… Read More ›