The Board of the Reserve Bank of Australia have left interest rates on hold for the seventh month in a row, owing to a wager between board members over how long they can get away with not turning up to… Read More ›
Nathan Lentern
Athlete Easily Does It Without The Fans
The sporting community is in chaos after an athlete refuted every victorious post-match press conference ever given by crediting his victory to his own hard work and application rather than professing that he couldn’t have done it without his fans…. Read More ›
Donald Trump To Build Wall Around Syria
US presidential hopeful Donald Trump has unveiled a plan to stem the flow of refugees fleeing the Middle East by “building a wall” around Syria. As Republican candidates attempt to outmuscle one another on immigration, Trump announced his new plan… Read More ›
Netanyahu Blames Palestinians For Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been criticised for saying a Palestinian leader persuaded Gavrilo Princip to assassinate Austrian Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914. Mr Netanyahu insisted the Serbian nationalist Princip had only wanted to “give the high-and-mighty duke a… Read More ›
Kevin Rudd Casually Mentions That He Was Way More Popular Than Malcolm Turnbull
Former Prime Minister and host of CNN’s Amanpour, Kevin Rudd, has been incessantly bringing up the fact that he was always a more popular leader than current Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Mr Rudd and Mr Turnbull squared off as Prime… Read More ›
Labor Voter No Longer Objects To Leadership Speculation
Labor Voter Evelyn Bannister today confirmed that she had reversed her position on mainstream media outlets eschewing policy discussion in order to focus on leadership matters. The announcement comes after Bannister retweeted some 27 articles in a six-day period, all of which… Read More ›
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