One of the Nationals go-to muckrakers, Bridget ‘Shooter’ McKenzie has told the PM that if he’s thinking about going net zero then she’ll need a bigger spreadsheet. ”Look Scott – sorry, ScoMo – if you wanna go net zero, then… Read More ›
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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Forget Glasgow And Hit Manila Instead
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the Member for Dawson has told the PM to forget about heading to Glasgow and instead join him for a boy’s trip to Manila. ”Why would Scotty want to hit Glasgow? Asked… Read More ›
PM Asks If He Can Bring Along His Lucky Lump Of Coal To Glasgow
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has asked his staff to check if he can bring along to Glasgow his lucky lump of coal. ”The PM is very attached to his lucky lump of coal,” said a Government Insider. ”It… Read More ›
Nationals List Demands Of PM In Exchange For Considering Net-Zero Carbon
Below is a leaked list of demands that Nationals Leader Barnaby Joyce is expected to put before the Prime Minister in order for the Coalition’s Junior Partner to consider committing to the government’s plan of going to net-zero carbon emissions…. Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Off To The Philippines To Give Out Jabs
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson is planning to head to the Philippines to jab as many young ladies as he can manage. ”The Member for Dawson is very focused on the health and safety of the… Read More ›
PM’s Creepy Mate Asks Him To Bring Back Some Duty Free Ivermectin
Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has asked him to bring back some duty free Ivermectin when the PM returns from his trip to America. ”George is a good bloke. He did offer to drop me at the… Read More ›
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